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A veritable plethora of scribbled tsatskes

Thursday, July 31
I went for a massage last night with a massage therapist recommended by my nutritionist. OOH – BTW, losing acreage, I tell you! Was in Da Area By Da Bay this past weekend for Ms. Panda’s 30th birthday and was shopping at the Gap. Fit into a size 16 pair of jeans. First time that’s happened in as many years! Soon I will be my own stand-alone lot instead of a development! Hee hee.

But I digress. Went to masseuse’s house and kept wondering if there was someone ELSE in the room during my session. Now, those of you who know me know that I am extremely near-sighted (NOT shortsighted…just blind as a bat). My glasses were on the table but I couldn’t find them because it was dark. And I’m nearsighted. Well, when I came back from changing back into my clothes, I was talking to the massage therapist and happened to look down at the sofa next to the table. There, taking up HALF a loveseat, was a cat. A veritable pool of feline snobbishness arrayed across the sofa cushion. Probably mocking me because I had been looking for my glasses not 2 inches from his head. Imagine. To be humiliated by a cat. It’s happened before.

The ironic thing is - this masseuse is also a bodybuilder/trainer/fitness professional. He owns an obese cat. I quote, "we had to switch the kitty door for a doggie door because he's too big!" Mr. Masseuse dreams of putting the cat on a treadmill. It was fabulous - one big round blob of cat. Amazing!


posted by Subvervia 11:17:00 AM
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Sunday, July 6
My goodness. Apparently I have been quite lax in my posting. Apologies to all. For those of you who are Landmark'd, you will understand the next sentence. I became candidatable as an Introduction Leader last Tuesday, I have been coaching SELP for the past 2 months AND i just started taking the Effectiveness Seminar in the San Fernando Valley last week. All in all, I'm a busy grrl. Oh, and I got my hair cut yesterday. Feels fine, especially considering the time of the year.

Um...let's see. What I have to say is this. I am about to overshare. This is for the womens in da world. I have my period. My uterus this month has decided that it is going to be a) A Real Goddamn Bloody Version of the Exorcist or b) it has discovered religion in a big way. Either choice, it is all about expunging the devils within. OUT with that which plagues me. Heh. No need to be revolted. It's natural after all.


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